Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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