i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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