I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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