I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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