My nipple is on Facebook.
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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