did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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