Your tits are I can't wait for
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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