Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
My dick has a subreddit
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
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