We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
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