Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
Randomize
