so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Ladies don't puke and tell
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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