Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
I think i got beer on your cat.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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