yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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