Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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