oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
fuck your aforementioned shoe
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Please don't give away my fajitas
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