so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Randomize
