Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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