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Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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