I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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