you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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