Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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