Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
I just found a bag of teeth...
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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