you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
I forget how to act sober
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize