we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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