she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
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