Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
not ubering you a puppy
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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