Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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