Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
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