i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Randomize
