Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
im six kinds of drunk right now
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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