I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
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