One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
Randomize
