You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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