I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
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