What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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