margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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