About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
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