It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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