You're so nebulous sometimes
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
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