I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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