wat bout pragnant strippers??
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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