Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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