sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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