p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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