Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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