oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Randomize
