Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I think your dad took our porno
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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