He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
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