I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
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