Where are you?
In a non slutty way
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
Randomize
