Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Dick very happy bro
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
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