and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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