I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
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