Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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