Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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