What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
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