I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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