she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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