i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
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